BREAKFAST REFRIGERATOR BURITTO

Ingredients
1 10 inch flour tortilla (any color approaching beige or off white will do)

Ranch dressing (must be at least 6 months old with only a remnant of dressing left and the squeeze top must be clogged to the point it would take an ice pick to open)

Ice pick (see ranch dressing)

Bottle of Texas Joe’s BBQ Sauce…again must be 6 months old..should be pretty much empty at least 5 months….add 2 teaspoons water and shake….as long as you have any fluid red, approaching red, or pink you are good to go.

½ box of 1 year old southern style chicken nuggets

Black olives

Green olives
(if there are black olives in your green olives…move them into the your container of black olives and proceed)

Onion (hey you can’t go wrong with onion…no matter what the color)

Preparation….

Get a fork out of the sink…a purist would suggest you wash it off…apply ice pick to clogged nozzle on ranch dressing bottle…once clear, apply liberally….again shake the Texas Pete bottle with some vigor…..the opening on these bottle are usually pretty generous, but if needed, apply ice pick…rinsing off the ice pick is suggested but not mandatory.

Spread ranch dressing and Texas Pete on tortilla shell….
Beat the perma-frost off the chicken nuggets and nuke in micro wave for 1 minute…remove and beat any remaining perma-frost off…cut up in cubes…again, any knife in the sink will do….rinse if anyone is watching…spread on tortilla shell..place over any spot on shell that might resemble a fungus or mold.

Slice up green and black olives…if they are in the same container…so much the better…cuts down on preparation time….spread on liberally on top of nuggets…

Cut up onion and spread on top of previous ingredients…..how much onion? If you have to ask you are such a piker.

Anything left in the frig? Yes…pickles and mild pepper rings are in there, but hey, you have to draw a line somewhere…

The Lenny’s Subshop Hot relish is there, but only in there about a month…sorry Lenny…if you want to sing the blues, you got to pay the dues…see you in a couple of months…


Fold tortilla shell and nuke for 1 minute…flip….nuke for another minute…and enjoy….


Afterwards….good idea to keep a large bottle of Kroger “regular strength” antacid Tablets…Texas Pete, even a Texas Pete that has been diluted and resituated will visit several time during the day….